White Goods for Christmas

by The Forest Of Dave

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'A one-off giant Christmas pudding, rolled out of the back of a transit van by badgers in the dead of night, and left on the village green for all to enjoy.

All profits to the World Land Trust

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It will be white goods for Christmas this year.
Because I love her, and I know we need a fridge.
Because the old one is on the blink.

It will be white goods for Christmas this year.
But there's no room underneath the tree!
And so I'll leave it in the garage and I'll just wrap up the key.

I don't claim to understand what goes on in that mind of hers.
But I've watched her on line.
Comparing prices and reading reviews.

So I got one on Black Friday and I saved a bob or two

White Goods for Chistmas

Last year I wrapped up a knife for her.
Seemed like a good idea at the time.
But filleted and diced.
I know exactly now what she had in mind.
I know exactly why you don't present appliances at Christmas time.

White Goods For Christmas

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released December 1, 2021

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